If you currently looked in my handbag you would find…

Seriously my bag is in desperate need of a cleanout… at the moment there are some rediculous things hiding in there… below is an attempt to describe the state of my bag…

iPhone - Essential
iPod - this is my old classic and you wonder why this also is in my bag well my phone doesn’t charge in my car and so I have my old classic for car listening purposes…
Wallet 1 - This is my new wallet… however its slimline and doesn’t actually fit everything (who buys these sorts of wallets anyway)
Wallet 2 - my old wallet to hold half the stuff that my new wallet cant!
Headbands x2 - like actual headbands how theres room who knows?
Crocodile clips x4 - ???
Reading Glasses case - where the glasses actually are?
Sun Glasses x2 pairs - why I carry 2?
Broken Sun Glasses x1 pair - theyre still in there
Broken Sun Glass arm - from a different broken sun glass pair - don’t ask!
Various Pens - most probablly stolen
At least 6 lip treatments - gloss, sticks, balm and ointment!
Drugs - neurofin, iron tablets, and strepsils (wtf I havent used them since winter)
My warrant notice - which was expired like a week ago!
Face Makeup Primer - Ahhh that’s where it is
Headphones x2 - pairs of broken and half broken

Bobby pins - An endless supply of

Keys - which always get lost at the bottom
Tampons - loitering at the bottom!
An Ipod to sterio cable - I always carry this baby!
An Ipod to Usb cable - also essential
Hair ties - Several stray
Resene paint pottle - filled with mosturiser
Some MicremeH - for dry skin
Several Stray Buy 10 get one free cards - Coffee, Sushi, Ice Cream, Cake, more coffee, books, dvd's
Not to mention a gazillion eftpos, parking, taxi and foodtown reciepts